underwear sex

A slang for masturbating

Awe shit Jimmy is having underwear sex after he seen Loraine's pooper cheeks

by 4306 hapara June 3, 2016

magic underwear

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

extreme underwear

extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates try to catch you and rape your ass

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by -ImpaCt- September 9, 2005

underwear theory

The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay

the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"

by softballlover061 June 22, 2009

underwear line

The sign that a well-known athlete has become a celebrity, such that they represent their own brand of underwear. Examples include David Beckham, Michael Jordan and Cristiano Ronaldo.

The true celebrity athlete has an underwear line, not just a Pepsi commercial.

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Indian Underwear

The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.

Stephen Hammersthebuffalo has been wearing the same pair of indian underwear all summer.

by HottCarl November 20, 2010

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004