1. (noun) When your underwear are worn around your waist as if wearing a belt. Most commonly warn under ones shirt, there's often a trend in the hipster crowd to wear over ones clothing to shame another. Can be a result of putting them on wrong in a hurry, being too drunk to put them on correctly or having the crotch ripped by another individual. Regardless of the reason, it's most often accomplished in a taxi cab on your was to fuck.
Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.
2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.
Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.
Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.
The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".
Jordan: Wow Justin, what a lovely underwear belt you're wearing.
Justin: Thank! I picked it up on Alvarado St, over the weekend.
2. (verb) The act of partying so hard that you were labeled as the one who wore the underwear belt.
Jeremiah: Hey Justin, what did you do this weekend?
Justin: The boys and I went out and got fucked up.
Jeremiah: Ahh shit, I bet your ass wore the underwear belt didn't you?
Justin: No sir, I was the uBer driver. Big Ed on the other hand wore the shit out of the underwear belt.
The exact location of the first underwear belt sighting is not yet known, however, it's believed to have originated in Monterey, Calif. circa 2016 on a brisk spring night during a full moon. Coincidently the use of describing ones inebriated actions as wearing the "underwear belt" or being the "underwear belt" wearer happened close to if not exactly in the same place within a fortnight of the conceived "underwear belt".
I can't believe Big Ed let that bitch give him the ole underwear belt this weekend. I hope he at least played with those aunt jemima tits and gave here the frosty jim in the 1 and 2.
by JerryWanKenobi May 09, 2016
Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
by Joe Smith January 15, 2005
extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates try to catch you and rape your ass
by -ImpaCt- August 24, 2005
The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay
the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say
"uhhhh....does it madder?"
"Hell I don't know!"
"uhhhh....does it madder?"
"Hell I don't know!"
by softballlover061 June 22, 2009
The sign that a well-known athlete has become a celebrity, such that they represent their own brand of underwear. Examples include David Beckham, Michael Jordan and Cristiano Ronaldo.
by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014
The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
by Kieran January 17, 2004
The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.
by HottCarl November 17, 2010