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The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay
the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"
by softballlover061 June 22, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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