Underwater Massage

A sexual term meaning to unexpectedly tickle someone's genitals while in the pool or spa.

Did you hear about that chick giving Manny an underwater massage?

by MartiniMic April 25, 2011

Underwater

A hell hole of incels controlled by a monky

Monky:” ooga ooga ooga”

Average underwater member: “yes plz give sex monky man”

by Das JUDEN September 4, 2019

Underwarelooms

That pair of underware with the holes and stains that you love so much it will stay in your laundry basket until you are dead and your childrens,children will inherit it as part of the family underwarelooms.

That jock strap belonged to your grandfather and these longjohns and pantalooms were also part of your grandmothers underwarelooms.

by ZwordZ July 6, 2008

underware

Underwear, made using tableware.

"Look at her 'underware' she's covering her breasts using dinner plates!" , " I like having pillow fights in my underware."

by Jonathan Yang March 12, 2008

star spangled underwanger

a term used to define:
1:a prince albert piercing with a particularly bling dickring

2:a pair of glitteratti boxers, similar to michael jacksons sequined glove...

oh my, his star spangled underwanger stunned me!

by i_hate_manboobs_05-06 December 24, 2005

living underwater

Living in your own alternate reality or being eccentric

Stop living underwater and get back to reality.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2021

Underwater Basket Weaving

The act of female masturbation in a bath.

Sophie said she was going to have a bath but I think she's going for a bit of underwater basket weaving.

by CKing February 8, 2013