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porch tease

As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.
Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?

Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.

Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.
by Pugahontas November 13, 2011
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Tease

A girl who knows she's wanted... but just wants to play with the guy's head. ;)
Damn straight she's a tease... & good at it too.
by Not Jen December 1, 2003
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tease-fuck

A girl who comes on to boys as "liking" them. however, when the man tries to make a move on this girl, she says that she wants to be "just friends."
Jon: Wanna go out some time?
Tate: No, I think we should just be friends.
Jon: You're such a tease-fuck! You lead everyone on!
by yankeefann5567 May 1, 2010
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blue balls tease

a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

Ethan was naked, wanting more.

“C’mon, gimme more!

“No.”

“Just finish the job!”

Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease

FLIRT

FORGET
LOVE
I'D
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TEASE
After Ria was cought listening Rolltown by a guy who stole her breath, she broke his heart by showing her 'FLIRT - Forget Love I'd Rather Tease' Identification card...
by Rhoda C. December 9, 2008
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A Tease

A person who leads others on. Makes the other person want them, only to walk away/leave them wanting.

You can look but you can't touch.
God that bitch was a tease, now I'm stuck with blue balls
by EnvyDreamz May 15, 2011
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twease

a girl who dresses like a complete whore and acts like one until the end of the night, who in most cases is hated by everyone after a couple of encounters and ends up causing drama by getting a new boy toy every weekend
That girl had me pinned against the wall during the party and then we went to her room and just cuddled, she is such a twease.
by Otto von Memo May 16, 2010
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