Toofus

A proper noun used to describe someone on a job site that is a complete dipshit. These individuals usually have only a few teeth left in their skull.

"Look at this fucking Toofus over here using a screw driver on a nail."

"Never be a Toofus on your first day."

"Hey Toofus! Did ya get that nail screwed in yet ya fucking dipshit?"

by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

two of a kind

1. the same or very similar.
2.Twins
3.people or things of the same type or that are similar in character, attitude, etc
4.Very similar individuals or things, as in Patrice and John are two of a kind-they're true hiking enthusiasts. This idiom uses kind in the sense of "a class with common characteristics," a usage dating from about a.d. 1000.

1.Jack and Tom are two of a kind. They're both ambitious. The companies are two of a kind. They both pay their employees badly.
2. Where books are concerned, Tyler and Chloë are two of a kind

by iSogand October 22, 2016

Goof Toof

A poor man's Blue Tooth headset. The most common form of a Goof Toof is a Metro PCS flip phone tucked in to a knit or fitted hat.

It provides the same hands-free convenience of a real Blue Tooth hedset at a fraction of the cost.

"Is dat boi talkin to himself?"

"Naw my n***a, he on his goof toof."

Also see: Black Tooth

by Ghostjayy May 21, 2013

Troof

Truer than true.

Obama speaks troof.

Obama doesn't know what troof is.

by gammaradiation July 17, 2011

twofootitus

An infectious disease that starts with the purchase of your very first boat

Jimmy just bought a 17 foot boat. Now Jimmy is thinking that a 19 foot boat would be nice. Jimmy has twofootitus.

by Rick Rasmussen January 19, 2008

Twofie

A two person selfie.

Taking a picture with a smart phone or camera of two people (Twofie) with the device in your hand.

by el iMan February 28, 2014

twoosh

a twat and a douche (similar to a "booch," but more offensive)

You are such a twoosh!
Hey twoosh, what's up?
She is acting like a twoosh!

by alfe October 31, 2011