Twitterbait

Obsessing over Twitter or tweeting when no-one or very few people are following you.

Alt. The belief that all your most inane musings are important to others.

Twitterbait - The VP of Sales spent all afternoon in his office learning to Twitterbait.

by jotracy July 14, 2009

Twitteral

Someone who consistently uses Twitter.

For a public figure, he was quite vocal, not to mention very Twitteral.

by I.an May 29, 2013

twitterfication

Writing that may contain typos, misspellings, abbreviations and symbols, some of which is intentional, some of which is accidental -- but "close enough" for the reader to figure it out.

Given the amount of twitterfication, it's clear that no one actually READ the article before publishing it; they simply relied on spell checkers.

by cabot Wonder April 19, 2010

twittergame

One's ability to spit awesome fratty tweets. Normally making fun of women, GDI's (God Damn Independents), and blackout dunk escapades in addition to any ridiculous shit that you want to post.

You following Visokey on twitter? The kid's got some real good twittergame.

by beinsexy May 13, 2011

twitterbated

masterbating while on twitter

I twitterbated while updating my status.

by admiral sparky October 8, 2009

Twitterbate

Debating another person or topic in 140 characters or less.

The two candidates erupted in a Twitterbate as the election neared.

by Viva Visibility November 2, 2008

twitterflicking

1. v. The act of Tweeting. Often used as a hash-tag to indicate that there was no meaning for the Tweet aside from the desire to have Tweeted.
2. To describe the act of one using (flicking) their Twitter account.

I just saw a rhinoceros today at the zoo. #twitterflicking. Man, Betty flicks her twitter like 50 times a day. "Whatcha doin on your phone there?" "Aaww nuthin, just twitterflicking."

by Platinumperk April 21, 2011