Commonly a person of the female sex that likes or is eager to show (accidently ofcourse) cleavage to 12 year olds.
Pewds: 'Those twitch thots' *Tries not to look at cleavage*
(Twitch thot) Alinity: 'CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!'
(Twitch thot) Alinity: 'CAN WE COPYSTRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!'
by HiSmG May 25, 2018
A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit.
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
Positive upside:
- The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it.
Negative downsides:
- Once they finish school they might become cops...
- Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey.
The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome".
"The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!"
"That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?"
by Ridwan72 February 20, 2010
1: Abbreviation for "That Ho Over There who streams on twitch". She usually is a twitch streamer, which, while it's young, it's not surprising, as most thots are fast-ass little girls, who are trying to act like being a teenager automatically makes you "grown". In all her streams, her boobs and booty are exposed, and is always showing off that stomach. She also tends to put "religious" quotes on her Instagram, to made her hoeness more justified.
2: A female who cries when a male YouTuber with 63 Million Subscribers calls them out for having their boobs and booty on show for 12 year old boys.
2: A female who cries when a male YouTuber with 63 Million Subscribers calls them out for having their boobs and booty on show for 12 year old boys.
Person 1: Stupid Twitch Thots
Person 2 : CAN WE COPY STRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!
Person 1: AHAHAHAHA
Rachel did it with like, 3 guyes at that party. She is such a thot
Person 2 : CAN WE COPY STRIKE PEWDIEPIE?!
Person 1: AHAHAHAHA
Rachel did it with like, 3 guyes at that party. She is such a thot
by RoyalMisconduct June 4, 2018
Typically a thot who randomly decided to visit BestBuy and drop $800 on a new Dell desktop. A twitch slut usually plays competitive games that are most likely to have a large following (Counter Strike, Dota 2, League etc.).
Comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties--to a casual corset. Basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.
Followers of twitch sluts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and North American men in their 60s who type shit like "bb" and "u lik 2 get fucked by ur daddy I bet."
Twitch sluts are majoratively terrible at video games--but having large pools of followers --consequently the twitch slut paradox being born.
The old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () But now with the influx of twitch sluts, equations relative to the formula: tits + tits = popularity.
Comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties--to a casual corset. Basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.
Followers of twitch sluts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and North American men in their 60s who type shit like "bb" and "u lik 2 get fucked by ur daddy I bet."
Twitch sluts are majoratively terrible at video games--but having large pools of followers --consequently the twitch slut paradox being born.
The old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () But now with the influx of twitch sluts, equations relative to the formula: tits + tits = popularity.
Gosu1: "bro, went on twitch.tv this morning to watch some pros stream League."
Gosu2: "nice, bro. You learn anything?"
Gosu1: "no. I spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who's kda ratio was 1-19-1. I came when she started to pantomime-fuck the banana that was superimposed on her screen."
Gosu2: " that was no thot. That was a twitch slut, bro."
Gosu2: "nice, bro. You learn anything?"
Gosu1: "no. I spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who's kda ratio was 1-19-1. I came when she started to pantomime-fuck the banana that was superimposed on her screen."
Gosu2: " that was no thot. That was a twitch slut, bro."
by Sexuallyapplythepressure December 26, 2015
A female Twitch streamer who wears minimal clothing, and uses their "assets" to obtain a viewership while playing a game with marginal competency. Also answers to boob streamer, and has intentional clothing malfunctions.
by InquisitorBurnzy June 3, 2018
(verb)
The act of Michael Jackson's perfect little ass twitching underneath those black slacks of his when he walks.
The act of Michael Jackson's perfect little ass twitching underneath those black slacks of his when he walks.
by GRYFFENDORE GURL September 9, 2010
A bunch of simps and assholes that will pick the worse thing in a twitch poll and annoy you using the most meanest words they know or your a girl
streamer playing pokemon randomizer: alright guys ill let you pick the starter
1. Arceus 2. Rayquaza 3. Bidoof
twitch chat: Bidoof
Streamer: Fuck you guys
twitch chat: :troll:
1. Arceus 2. Rayquaza 3. Bidoof
twitch chat: Bidoof
Streamer: Fuck you guys
twitch chat: :troll:
by gangster men November 11, 2021