mad twatter

A girl who craves to give it up very easily, very often slightly psychotic.

"Did you see Jess in the club the other night with those guys?? She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's a mad twatter."

by Tall Slut May 14, 2006

Twatter

An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.

Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile

by winecurrency March 27, 2009

Twatting

To hit/strike someone, normally in the face or the genitals.

The phrase "I'll twat you one" is closely linked to this word.

Past Tense:

Guy 1: My Grandmother was looking at my porn collection yesterday...
Guy 2: Jesus man, what did you do?!
Guy 1: I twatted her one and it was lights out.

Present Tense:

Guy 1: Look a bunch of emos!
Guy 2: Let's start twatting them!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

twattering

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

by AS_King August 23, 2008

Twattle

A vagina-shaped neck wattle, most famously known to exist on the horrifying body of Donald Trump.

If Trump doesn't loosen his tie he's going to get a yeast infection in his twattle.

by WingardiumLoliosa April 24, 2018

Twattery

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

by His Wittyness January 18, 2009