tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

Twazzle

To use a public washroom inside of a high school, more precisely a catholic school. To pleasure yourself with the use of masturbation. The twazzle has only been spotted twice! Many users of the twazzle do not believe it is wrong.

When J.A.H had to really really do it! The twazzle takes place on the holyest of days.

by Twizzle Twazzle November 24, 2006

twazole

Derogatory term for a woman. Combination of a twat and cunt. Woman who literally sucks the life out of you with her annoyance.

My wife is a miserable twazole because she never shuts the fuck up.

by ShemShem June 8, 2005

Twazzok

Too be silly, stupid, strange.
A word used a lot in my school for a different word too Bellend.

Pronouced : Tw-az-uk

"I looked through my year 6 pictures yesterday, we all looked like right twazzok's"

by Katehh February 8, 2008

Twazberry

A plump, dark, gnarly clot of blood from menstruation.

I coughed too hard and queefed out a twazberry!

by Isophoria August 25, 2010

tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018