twaddler

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.

The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.

by thejtluv November 15, 2010

Clit twaddler

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up you Clit twaddler!

by Mr. CP September 26, 2006

twaddeling

gender specific for females,to not wear underwear

ON my first date with her ,she stated that she was twaddeling!

by kram21 January 12, 2009

Twadouche

A twadouche is a man who is so douchie that he has grown a twat.

Ed and Peter are twadouches, they need to be smacked!

by burek1234 June 3, 2009

Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008

twaddict

The Twaddict is a person, male or female & of any age, who is constantly posting on &/or logged into the online social networking service, Twitter.

She's such a Twaddict that she sends more texts to Twitter than to her own family! or: He must be a twaddict because he is always on that Twitter website posting & reading stuff!

by Angelzsong September 9, 2009

Twaddle Bag

An Unappealing, Lame, boring..Alien.

GUy: "Hey man, Do you wanna go take a ride on my disco stick?!"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah IM NO TWADDLE BAG!"

by SHLABALABADINGDONGKABAJILLION November 26, 2010