twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

twacked

Twacked is the term that describes coming down from amphetamines after the more pleasurable effects have worn off. After that amazing feeling, the one where every word that comes out of your mouth feels like it's made of silver, the feeling where your every thought and emotion become the most important thing in the world, or when you feel like all of your buddies are clinging to your every syllable like it's their life support (and you do the same to theirs).

It's that amazing feeling but the complete opposite.

Every word is forced, every thought muddy and brown, your friends no longer seem to have any concern for you, your tired but you cannot sleep, your hungry but eating brings only the feeling that your swallowing a whole apple, this is being twacked. When your twacked you become nothing more than a zombie. You have no soul or feelings. In this state your emotions are brown and muddy, usually non-existant.

Although I've never tried meth or speed. I have been twacked after nights of more adderall than I can count. Being twaked is an amphetamines equivalent of a hangover. It's the reason I've never bought adderall and have only done it on occasions where it was free. It's the reason I'll never try meth. It's the reason my preferred amph is XTC. It provides the greatest sensation of ecstasy (hence the name) with the most tolerable come down.

by ~~Smoke weed every day~~ December 30, 2007

Thacker

Sexual Pleasuring of ones partner usually in a rough manner

Eakins: I'm gon take Amber back to my crib n straight up thacker.

Jeeeerd: Shit dude that's my sister

by Eaks August 23, 2006

Twicker

A nervous facial movement; combination between a facial twitch and an eye flicker.

I was telling my boss a fib and totally gave myself away with an eye twicker....

by Siorse House December 25, 2005

twocker

A Northern English term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as Kevs and Neds. They are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. They apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. The word originates from TWOC meaning 'taking without consent'

That twocker has just beaten that OAP for her pension money

by cheesuschrist May 30, 2006

twacked out

Being twacked out is when you're on tweak and you're freaking out. Tweak is also known as ice, glass, crank, or most commonly, crystal methamphetamine.

Person A: "Dude, chill out!"
Person B: "Man, I'm totally twacked out." (Sitting there, picking at his skin/looking out the blinds/rocking back and forth)

by Fool June 19, 2006