Turning two

Another way of telling someone you have to take a shit.

Guy 1: "Hey what's up?"

Guy 2: "Just turning two."

Guy 1: "That's disgusting. Dont pick up when you're on the toliet."

by southp8627 July 31, 2010

Fallopian tubing

The act in which a male releases his throat yogurt inside of a girl with no regard to whether or not she gets pregnant.

The other day, I went fallopian tubing inside your mom.

by You're Mom69 October 25, 2009

christy turlington

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

by tabula rasa October 28, 2006

Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.

“What are you doing?”
“Turding”

by le turd July 22, 2019

turning page

the person who changed your life for the better. if someone is your turning page, they're your yellow. they're your sunshine, your happiness, your reason. they're constantly on your mind, they're entangled into your emotions and your actions, they're your forever.

"you're my turning page c:"

by ikeasimp April 21, 2021

river turding

A slang term for the ever popular choice of river rats everywhere: to take a dump in the quickly moving river waters rather than having to dig a shit-hole when nature calls.

My dear, river turding is the most hygienic choice, it’s nature’s perfect toilet and it flushes itself; those downstream may not like it but often they can see ‘em coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

high rise turding event

A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.

I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019