London's underground system. A very convenient way to get around central London. However it is incredibly expensive especially when compared with the Paris Metro, and liable to strikes from lazy bastard london underground staff. It is the oldest underground train system in the world which also means its shite. Over crowding is a serious problem and none of the carriages are air conditioned. The tube is fun if you are a tourist but if you use it everyday to get to and from work it is a nightmare. For fun try London Bridge or Bank on the Northern line at around 5:30-6:00 on a week night. Victoria at about 8:30am is also a good one. Be prepared to sweat to inhuman levels and have your face wedged in a fat bastard's armpit. Amusing once, not so much every single goddamn day. One of the many joys of working in London.
Warren: How shall we get there?
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.
Wilma: I know, lets take the tube.
Kieren: Are you kidding me? It stinks like butt sludge and is packed with undesirables. Lets take the bus.
Samson: Are you mental? The buses are shit too, and the traffic is terrible.
Warren: Yeah, all the transport is crap and really expensive, lets just stay in and get fucked up.
Kieren: Much better idea, and we'll order in some hookers from Soho.
by Ball Bag February 24, 2006
Get the the tubemug. by Makku August 11, 2004
Get the tubemug. Verb{TOOB-ing}
The act of combining 3 finely crushed vicodin, 3 tablespoons of grape cough syrup, and sprite. Result is a sweet, purple solution that has great intoxicating abilities.
The act of combining 3 finely crushed vicodin, 3 tablespoons of grape cough syrup, and sprite. Result is a sweet, purple solution that has great intoxicating abilities.
by Abort 2k8 October 4, 2008
Get the Tubingmug. The internet.
<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes. </i>
<i>The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.
It's a series of tubes. </i>
by lonelocust January 14, 2009
Get the Tubesmug. Hi Michael King. Would you like to come suck some tubes with us after work at News Cafe.
No thanks, i have beer cancer from the night before. But thank you for asking.
No thanks, i have beer cancer from the night before. But thank you for asking.
by dj boomy August 26, 2007
Get the tubesmug. "You seen Matt mate?"
"Nah.... He's been getting on the tube heaps lately and doesn't leave his house these days"
"Nah.... He's been getting on the tube heaps lately and doesn't leave his house these days"
by Bali bogan July 2, 2016
Get the Tubemug. Herb: "Yo let's go watch the Tube!"
Jimbo: "Awe man, were gonna be watching videos forever!"
Herb: "Dude, I just gotta show you this one video..."
Jimbo: ".........Fine."
Jimbo: "Awe man, were gonna be watching videos forever!"
Herb: "Dude, I just gotta show you this one video..."
Jimbo: ".........Fine."
by CaptainChronic421 September 30, 2011
Get the Tubemug.