rusty trombone

favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"

"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"

by cannon2001 March 23, 2009

playing the trombone

Getting your ass licked and being jerked off at the same time!

An extension of tossing the salad

"At first i was like ... is this gay? but then i sort of liked it & realized that it was a girl licking my ass ... then she jerked me off at the same time as if she was playing the trombone or something?"

by Fukeneh82 April 27, 2005

Rusty Trombone

when a male or woman (preferably woman) is licking a mans ass and then reaches around and gives him a hand job

last night millie gave me a rusty trombone

by bigrich September 20, 2003

Rusty Trombone

This stunt can be done by either two guys or a male and female. this is how it works. lets take the two guys for example, one will get on his knee's and will be facing the guys ass while he stands ( note: must be naked for stunt to work ) . the one on his knees begins to give the one in front a reach around.( just like using a trombone ) but trombone's are used by not only your hands but your mouth. so this is where the "rusty" part takes affect. the one on his kness will begin licking/eating out the ass infront of him. there you have it folks, the rusty trombone!

- The Rusty Trombone sceene was cut from the movie brokeback mountain because its a high paying manuver.

- " sick dude! i just heard that guy over there talking about giving his boyfriend a rusty trombone ! "

- * Don't do this unless your paid LOTS of money ( more that what Bill Gates has) or your so drunk and the world is going to end the next day and you have nothing else to do *

by Kevin L. June 14, 2006

Rusty Trombone

sexual action in which a mans asshole is rimmed while he is receiving a reach around..

That bitch was nasty, she gave me a rusty trombone right after i gave her a dirty sanchez...

by beneal78 May 14, 2006

Trombone Player

One of the most perverted verieties of band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.

Nick.
Nick is a trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his trombone durring marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.

by Band is great! Sports suck! June 16, 2008

rusty trombone

Rusty Trompone: The sexual act where one partner gives a rim job while also giving their lucky partner the ol' reach around.

"She was licking my asshole and jerking me off at the same time"

"Bro, that's called a Rusty Trombone."

"Oh, I get it."

by Travis Dean December 1, 2007