treetard

A retard who loves trees (tree hugger)

The treetard loves his vegetables

by Republican Nazi July 24, 2003

Treejaculate

When a tree releases its pollen (tree sperm)

James: Yo, why is my automobile all yellow

Michael: Looks like it got treejaculated on

James: Word

Michael: Dope

by J scribs January 2, 2012

truefacts

A phrase to state facts which are true. Originally two words, now more commonly used as one word for emphasis.

Person 1: OMG, The Strokes new album is so good.
Person 2: Truefacts.

by JaiBee February 15, 2006

treetarded

Schmoking the schtickey ickey (aka trees) to the point when retardedness sets in. Getting suuuper stoned, or lit, or blazed, or high off marijuana.

'yo meng after that fourf blizzey last night i was treetarded...!'

by uno suave gato November 22, 2006

treef

this word can be used to mean almost anything. it can be any part of speech, but it's mostly just stupid.

"bitch, you best shut the fuck up fo' i treef yo ass"

"hey, loser, let's treef"

"that mofuka totally treefed her ass"

by ghetto mama April 19, 2005

Treegasm

When– beginning in the first three weeks of the Christmas season, tree stands begin setting up on every block selling Christmas trees. The effect from the mass amount of trees produces a forest-like quality in urban areas.

I was late to work today because I got stuck in a treegasm

by scratchmaster101 December 20, 2010

truefax

A hipster way of saying, 'I know, right?'

A: Dude, that kid's gonna grow up to be one hot dilf.
B: Truefax.

by finedoubter January 6, 2011