Turd Trampoline

A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.

Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.

by 123bdk March 30, 2021

Trampoline Money

Money that you obtained with no expectation. Extra money in your pocket that can be used for anything and/or spent irresponsibly like on an unnecessary trampoline.

"Geez I got huge tax refund this year. What should we do with all this trampoline money?"

by xbiggyxshortyx January 03, 2010

Trampoline Tipping

When you go around finding trampolines, and then you flip them over. Just because it's funny.

*One's with nets should be carried away from original spot.
We ran one down an alley before and put it into someone elses driveway.*
-Requires at least 2 people, unless you're a monster.

"Bro, lets go Trampoline Tipping"
"Alright"
*Walk around*
"TRAMPOLINE!!"
*Run into the yard*
*Start pushing trampoline up, until it falls*
*Run*

by Penguiinnn May 15, 2010

Muddy Trampoline

The act of jumping as high as you can on a bed or trampoline, defecating mid air, and landing in it.

We were jumping on the bed and Mason had a muddy trampoline

by PURGATWINKIE May 14, 2023

rat trampoline

The action of taking the skin of your ballsack and bouncing your dick on it.

YO! Mai got to witness Logan's wicked Rat Trampoline at the party last night!

by TheFatDragon March 02, 2016

trampoline guillotine

a woman's panty's or thong's waistband that is too tight around the woman's waist.

i was gonna get carpal tunnel if i went any further in that trampoline guillotine.

by trog impalor May 28, 2005

russian trampoline

A sex act that involves bearded men, vodka and vigorous sex. Coined during the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see what happening on the winter olympics last night?"
Guy 2: "I know right, Vladimir Putin went to town doing the russian trampoline with all those figure skaters and lumberjacks."

by Rilox February 08, 2014