Tp 

Toilet paper

I just took a massive dump and I'm all out of tp.
(Don't lie we've all been there)

Tp by Emperor96 April 28, 2013

TP 

Tight Pussy

Lauren has a TP

TP by NM1234 June 27, 2016

TP 

Tripple penetration. Oral, vaginal and anal.

She screwed 3 guys at the same time, totalTP!

TP by Emme69 November 6, 2016

Tp 

Tight pussy or tinny pussy

Person : "oh yes daddy right in my tp"

Tp by Stars00imsleepin April 1, 2017

TP 

tp means the phone

i need tp to enroll in school again

TP by mimi.daddy August 3, 2017

tp 

Short for Toilet Break

Hey, Ill be gone for a while, tp

tp by Double Girl March 25, 2018

TP 

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.

"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"

TP by Darren Dobbs May 31, 2018