Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
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KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
by Francis7 October 1, 2010
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I wish that turd toupee, Donald Trump, would sit down, shut up, or just go away.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
Shit head, annoying fuck, egotistical bastard. Dingleberry. Moron.
by ShakenBaby September 6, 2016
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Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Something that ends up on the head of your cock when it gets farted on, the fart has some shart with it.
Chelsea is so nasty, that she left a stinky toupee on the head of my cock when I pulled out of her farting asshole.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
My boyfriend and I were having a farty party and I accidentally pushed too hard, and gave him the ol stinky toupee.
by Premature Elfatulation September 11, 2024
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“Hey you have a stray pube on your lip”
“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
“Oh sorry, my boyfriend gave me a Denver Toupee last night. “
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colins toupee would have landed that
colins toupee would have landed that
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