The REAL armpit of Ontario.
No, not keswick.
Toronto smells like a mixture of second hand smoke and homeless men.
It's full of "bloods" and "crips" and many other various "gangsters".
There are many stands selling hot dogs and other mystery meats from un-sanitary little tents on the street. There are also many hobo's attacking you with tim horton's cups asking for money.
No, not keswick.
Toronto smells like a mixture of second hand smoke and homeless men.
It's full of "bloods" and "crips" and many other various "gangsters".
There are many stands selling hot dogs and other mystery meats from un-sanitary little tents on the street. There are also many hobo's attacking you with tim horton's cups asking for money.
by Kortneii November 7, 2008
The most insanely rad city in all of north america.
People are chill and definetly the nicest that you will ever meet.
Compared to all the other cities in north america escpecially in the states Toronto has hardly any crime at all.
All you have to know is what areas to avoid.
I'm sure montreal and vancouver have small amounts of crime too!
The public transit is sick bro!
You never need to own a car.
And you hardly need to be out in the cold weather because they have a huge underground tunnel system that includes stores,resturants and other bussinesses.
It is north americas best kept secret.
With a bomb ass night life.
Lets not have americans move to toronto and fuck it up please.
This place is chilll as fuck and if you don't like toronto.
Its probably cause your pissed that you don't live here.
People are chill and definetly the nicest that you will ever meet.
Compared to all the other cities in north america escpecially in the states Toronto has hardly any crime at all.
All you have to know is what areas to avoid.
I'm sure montreal and vancouver have small amounts of crime too!
The public transit is sick bro!
You never need to own a car.
And you hardly need to be out in the cold weather because they have a huge underground tunnel system that includes stores,resturants and other bussinesses.
It is north americas best kept secret.
With a bomb ass night life.
Lets not have americans move to toronto and fuck it up please.
This place is chilll as fuck and if you don't like toronto.
Its probably cause your pissed that you don't live here.
I've moved around all over the states and north america.
Staying in many cities
but NONE of them are as awesome as toronto!
Staying in many cities
but NONE of them are as awesome as toronto!
by Jackielyn! September 27, 2009
a) A large city in Canada which is really cold in the winter and really humid and sweaty in the summer.
b) Made a bid for the olympics several times, but was denied, Vancouver was successful right away.
c)3 words- The Maple Leafs.
d) lacks Mountains, ocean, old growth forest, and a team that makes the playoffs
b) Made a bid for the olympics several times, but was denied, Vancouver was successful right away.
c)3 words- The Maple Leafs.
d) lacks Mountains, ocean, old growth forest, and a team that makes the playoffs
It's playoff time, what are you doing Toronto nian? Why making fun of Canadian teams that actually made it of course!
by hwonnwon April 27, 2010
A city that makes Vancouver and Montreal look positively dull and boring. It has the most popular hockey franchise in the world, stunning landmarks and is the cultural, economic, and sports centre of Canada. No other city in CDA has 5 pro sports franchises, nor the degree of multiculturalism and general good vibes that exist in the City. Many people who live just outside the city will say that they "are from Toronto" and those who live nowhere near are generally envious or spiteful, though never admit it. GO TORONTO!
Lets plan out travels honey, which will it be, The east coast? We can see drug addled vancouver and the most poluted pacific port north of seattle. Or we could see montreal and get mugged in front of a seedy strip club. Or maybe Toronto?
by hhh January 30, 2005
A city in Southern Ontario, Canada where it takes two days to change a light bulb... A Torontonian holds the light bulb while the earth revolves twice!
1) Hey, did you hear about Toronto? The inhabitants there actually think the earth revolves around them.
2) People in Toronto think they are 'world-class', but when you ask about that, they ramble on about a second grade geography lesson.
3) Ask a Torontonian about the geography of their city and they'll tell you they think the universe is bounded by their suburbs Scarberia, Mississludga and Bonehill!
2) People in Toronto think they are 'world-class', but when you ask about that, they ramble on about a second grade geography lesson.
3) Ask a Torontonian about the geography of their city and they'll tell you they think the universe is bounded by their suburbs Scarberia, Mississludga and Bonehill!
by Yuill November 16, 2011
Toronto is the largest city in Canada, and it is full of Queers and homeless people (Dont forget all of the Arabians and Asians who are all over the place). It is a disgusting city, I would rather live in some hick town in the north then look at all the fags sucking on toronto dick on church street where people's head get cut off on buses.
by Suttoneer December 4, 2010
Canada's largest city and Ontario's provincial capital, located right on Lake Ontario. Judging by the other definitions, there are very divided opinions about it. As someone who has lived here all their life, I can honestly say that, while it certainly has its bad points, it has its good points as well.
Bad points: - Often dirty and polluted
- Hot, smoggy Summers and sometimes snowless Winters
- A pretty mediocre subway system
- Some very ugly architecture
- Has an idiot for a mayor (see Rob Ford)
- Parts of the lakefront are gross and smelly
Good points: - Multicultural
- A pretty good art, theatre and film scene
- Some very nice Victorian-style architecture downtown
- Several great restaurants and stores
- Many parks and gardens
- Parts of the lakefront are beautiful and pristine (eg. Scarborough Bluffs)
- Some very nice nature walks, hikes and canoeing in and around the city
Bad points: - Often dirty and polluted
- Hot, smoggy Summers and sometimes snowless Winters
- A pretty mediocre subway system
- Some very ugly architecture
- Has an idiot for a mayor (see Rob Ford)
- Parts of the lakefront are gross and smelly
Good points: - Multicultural
- A pretty good art, theatre and film scene
- Some very nice Victorian-style architecture downtown
- Several great restaurants and stores
- Many parks and gardens
- Parts of the lakefront are beautiful and pristine (eg. Scarborough Bluffs)
- Some very nice nature walks, hikes and canoeing in and around the city
by KittenFace January 13, 2013