Torben

Torben is a typical Danish boy name. Came from the name Thorbjorn, meaning The Bear of Thor. Can be spelled Thorben. According to The Statistics of Denmark there were 22.259 persons named Torben in January 2008.

Come home now Torben.

Torben did not go to school today.

by bogeskov February 7, 2010

Torbetted

A young male catholic that has been anally abused has been TORBETTED.

When seeing a young catholic male walking funnily, one may exclaim: "Look at the way that guy is walking - he must have been TORBETTED".

by Craig HK November 30, 2006

turbed

Being in a perfectly good state of mind, the opposite of disturbed.

Jeremy sure does seem happy lately.

Yeah, that fool's all turbed 'n shit now....

by DrHarley06 October 30, 2007

Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009

Dirty Torpedo

The name given to a penis after having butt sex with somebody, before it has been properly washed.

I need to get home and take a shower so I can get rid of this dirty torpedo.

by Newtman98 July 8, 2010

Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005