raptor typing

The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.

"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"

"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."

by tehqin October 20, 2009

typing point

point of time at a boring party when one guest after another starts typing on his/her phone to check for an alternative.

also referred to as the tipping point of a party. soon after typing point, people start leaving the party for said alternative.
You don't want that to happen at your own party.

(on the phone)
Dude: He pal, whats the plan for tonight?
Pal: Hey dude, im meetin some friends later in town. thought you were at that party?
Dude: ya, dont know. typing point was five minutes ago, i think the partys dead pretty soon.
Pal: i told you! alright see you later..

by tboner3011 February 6, 2010

toting

bringing, taking, taking with yu.

old fashioned hazing has escaled to instances of extortion , emotional terorism, and kids toting guns to school

by Ange January 6, 2005

Typing Tourettes

Typing without having control over what you are saying. Quite often typing whats on your mind, or using vulgar language.

Joe:Hey Frank
Frank:Hi fuckhead. shit whore bitch
Joe: huh?
Frank: sorry I didn't mean to type that, I have typing tourettes fuck bitch whore

by steve14 July 23, 2009

Toking up

To get high via smoking marijuana

Those guys are always toking up before they get here, I can smell it

by juoni September 30, 2016

Typing like you're gonna die

Typing in extreme shorthand as though you don't have enough time left to actually type out a normal sentence.

Mostly used by people who are either too lazy to bother taking time to write a coherent sentence or people who think it's "cool" because "everyone" does it online.

(P.S. No, we don't.)

Bob: LOLZ @U! U R wya 2 dum 2 uz a comptr!!

Rob: What the hell's wrong with you? You're typing like you're gonna die, stop doing that!

Bob: Wut M I d'ing?

Rob: <signs off>

by Buaya September 3, 2010

Moose taping

When you tuck your penis between your legs and proceed to tape it over-top your asshole.

The man became enraged when he found out that the prostitute was moose taping.

by theking666 June 16, 2010