Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

Toolbox

Someone being douchier than a tool.

Tom: You can get something from the store.
Sarah: I’m gonna buy this keyboard!
Tom (at home): WTH i never said you could get something!
Jimmy: Tom is more than a tool, he’s a goddamn toolbox!

by Arandomboi February 25, 2018

toolbox

n. the car a tool would drive. example: a tricked out subrau with a huge fin and uber loud sound system.

Did you see that toolbox just now, speeding down the street?

by ihatetools16 November 11, 2011

Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

That dude is a total toolbox

by Fishbowl1976 June 21, 2017

Toolbox

A school of hammerhead sharks.

The toolbox of hammerhead sharks stalked his every move.

by S(hr)IMP April 30, 2024

Toolbox

box of tools

"A toolbox fell on my foot along with me falling three time gotta get it checked."

by summer Murphy March 04, 2016

Toolbox

AKA United States of America, Inc.

44 dozen people sitting around, clicking on phones, all alone, waiting to make Rockefeller more money. America is such a toolbox!

by tool or die usa February 03, 2020