Abstract Toffee

kind of stuff you see in your dreams, according to tom scott
Abstract Toffee
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frock toffee

“Frocktoffee”



Spillage onto the garment of a young woman, often fluid of a seminal nature (see “harry monk”) resulting in matting of fibre.



E.g. after the harry cannon when off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
E.g. after the harry cannon went off she complained most vocally that her new dress had been “frocktoffeed” thus not suitable to attend the funeral.
"Frock toffee"
by Harrison Lee May 17, 2007
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toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"
by ghahfarokhi January 12, 2007
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toffee apple

Used to point out two guys that seem/are homosexual.
Stoi-Stoi: Dude, look at Fat John and his friend eat lunch. They look gross.
PJ: Yeah look at them toffee apples get it on.
Fat John: ITS FINGERLICKING FUN!
by hitchhiker April 15, 2008
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Butter Toffee

When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.
Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.
by ImFCKD January 29, 2017
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Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole
by Joelad84 October 19, 2016
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toffee knickers

she's got toffee knickers, she has
by Lianne Gray December 01, 2003
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