Toupie

Another name for the word "thigh". Sometimes used in casual conversation as gibberish.

"WOW. LOOK AT THOSE THUNDER TOUPIES!"
or
"There's a little toupie on my trail!"

by Dare4Dana August 9, 2009

toupin

A fat, short tempered, gravy loving awkward French man.

My boyfriend and I finally had sex last night and it was like fucking a toupin.

by Donot November 1, 2013

ass toupe

one who an ass as a toupe, or a jackass

what an ass toupe!
that ass toupe across the street won't let me use his scissors.

by shferdiggity,falligitty October 20, 2006

Toupee

When a sexy lass takes a semi soft dump, on the frontal crown of her man

Gary’s hair cut was too short. So I had to toupee him.

by Bad bitches 18 January 27, 2018

toupelmet

n.
Contraction of toupee and helmet(as in hair helmet/helmet head)

"Subby dares you to read this entire article without once mocking the authors hideous toupelmet"
Fark. com Oct 11, 2009

by toml1138 October 11, 2009

Toupsey

LOSER:)

Man that guy is such a toupsey. >:)

by captainbuffy April 7, 2011

Toup

Also referred to as "Toupee", when one gets so hammered at a party they begin to think they can dance. A toup is usually accompanied by a large crowd gathering around to laugh or gawk at the spectacle. (Note: This only applies when the person really CANT dance)

"Oh my god look at Jared he's hammered. What's he doing, is he, OH MY GOD JARED'S ABOUT TO TOUP"

Girl: "Wow did you see that chubby kid toupee last night?"
Guy:"His name is Jared AND HE'S BIG BONED"

by J-roc geog November 2, 2014