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titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.
joshua licked his finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her a titmus test.
by joshua burns September 14, 2008
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titmouse

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits
steve you are totaly a giant titmouse
by lukeboi December 23, 2006
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ttitm

emochick: omgzorz, its late, ggtb! ttyl!

emoboy: kk, nite ttitm!:)
by nekomimi August 19, 2007
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titmowgli

someone who is extremely difficult to get rid of.
The naked ancient Amazonian tribe woman with enormous breasts and nipples the size of doorknobs was fed up with her titmowgli infants, who remained attached to her tits despite her efforts to shake them off by running vigorously in the forest.
by pervert_pop November 10, 2013
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titmonger

Jim decided he was going to be a titmonger when he grew up.
by steeb February 11, 2003
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Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009
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Titmance

A term that goes beyond sismance (the female version of a bromance).

In a titmance, the sismance has gone so far that it now involves the sharing and caring of each others sexual thoughts.

Titmance can also result in 2 women acting to each other in a sexual way (usually once).

This does not make it lesbian but more of a "nohomo" sexual relationship.

Therefore a titmance usually occurs between 2 women before they agree on having a threesome with another man.

In a situation like this, they are not lesbian but simply have a titmance while having a fun time.

Please note though that titmance is not applicable when 2 (or more) women continously share sexual experiences between themselves. Thats just a lesbian relationship.
Example 1:

Linda: OMG Stella! You won't believe this! Last night my boyfriend told me he would like to have a threesome!?

Stella: So what did you tell him?

Linda: That I wasn't sure, like, who do you ask for something like that? Should you know her or not?

Stella: A woman, are you a lesbian?

Linda: No!! It's just a titmance for the threesome.

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Example 2:

Harry: Dude! I just had a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend!

Peter: Nice man! Wait, does that mean your girl likes other girls?

Harry: No dude! She just has a titmance with her!

Peter: Oooh! Nice! Dude you are so lucky!
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Example 3:

Lea: Ann, what is your most favorite place to be touched? you know.. sexually?

Ann: Uhm, I don't know really.. Why do you want to know that while I'm sleeping over?

Lea: Well I just wondered you know, if its the same for other girls or that some things are just my own. I would also like to know more about what I really like.

Ann: So you can ask your boyfriend to do it?

Lea: Yeah.. So will you help me?

Ann: Okay, I'll show you.. But only because we have a titmance.
by Urban W0rd Creat3r August 14, 2011
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