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Twiggle Tipson

“Youre a Twiggle Tipson”
Yes I am and theres nothing wrong with that #gayrights”
by Twiggle Tipson December 10, 2022
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Frosted Tips

When douchebag's dye the tips of there spikey hair blonde, usually resulting in looking gay.
Wow look at my new frosted tips!

Those are so 10 years ago.
by bobby mcfaren July 6, 2009
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tipsey

Someone who is a little bit drunk but not enough not to have any sense of what he/she is doing.
When someone starts to drink, they get Tipsey before they get drunk.
by Diane Kessel January 1, 2005
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tipo

Used very much by Argentineans, it is like using "like" , for using as an example, comparing with something, about to impersonate an ocassion or for "guy"
-Y yo estaba tipo : "Y este tipo quien se piensa que es?"
(And I was like: "And this guy who does he think he is?"
by C.--- September 10, 2006
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Touch Tips

When you are connected to someone via linkedIn
by rotokayu September 19, 2016
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Timos

RP: Where is Timos?
Kingsley: Handling his debts.
by kaisermonke February 8, 2021
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SAFE SEX TIPS

Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.

Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.

Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his servants in the clergy from harm."

Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you.

Before unsafe sex, think to yourself what the kids will look like.

Make sure all open sores on penis have thoroughly dried and scabbed over before use.

When taking four cocks in the ass, make sure to have an equal amount of cock in your mouth to reduce the risk of CHI imbalance.

Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, "You don't have AIDS, do you?"

Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

You CAN get it from kissing... tear out partner's tongue before any mouth-to-mouth contact.

To prevent radiation exposure, use only lead-based condoms.

If you must engage in unsafe sex, take time out before hand to hope for the best.

Before the use of condoms, unroll completely and check for any holes.
person1: have a look at these SAFE SEX TIPS there mint
person2: (reads it)
person2: cool lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
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