meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.

i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.

by bolden January 24, 2007

tenderitis

An insatiable appetite for hot 18-23 year old women (tenders).

Sean has 4 tenders on the go right now and he's still on the hunt. Man, that guy has a bad case of tenderitis.

by lollipop_raver_girl June 20, 2013

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010

Tinderfile

A person who preys on vulnerable tinder users to satisfy their deviant sexual desires

Person 1: "How did your date go last night?"
Person 2: "Terrible, he turned out to be a tinderfile"

by Foltan July 10, 2016

Tinderizing

To break a person down on Tinder enough that they will sleep with you

Jack convinced Jill to come over and chill while watching Netflix, effectively tinderizing her

by Subzero88 September 20, 2015

tinderhella

An ugly tinder cat fish.

If you do not know what catfish means look it up.

Tinderhella finally showed me pictures that are actually of her and my dick retracted so far it came out my mouth and then commited suicide.

by Albinostreetcred April 27, 2016

tinderised

The condition of a person following frequent, overuse of Tinder.

Also commonly associated with Tinder Finger which is RSI of the thumb and finger joints.

I'm tinderised having been out all weekend.

by Belvoir August 22, 2016