Threesome Thwarter

The person who balks at a threesome when there are already two willing partners.

I was ready Saturday night for a threesome with my boyfriend and my best friend since grade school. I couldn't wait to taste her and have my boyfriend watch us and then join in. But that homo said he wasn't interested. He's such a Threesome Thwarter!

by Big Blue Boy August 20, 2011

thwack

A firm thumb that a hard penis gives to a female (or male... depending on your taste), in any number of places.

Puedes THWACK tu SCHLONG en mi cara, por favor?
Translation: Can you THWACK your SCHLONG in my face, please?

by Nicka-Licka-Dicka March 3, 2005

Thwart

A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.

Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.

Damn, that thwart's been on the gameboy for a longass time.

Thwart took my food!!

Thwart's face is red from all those slaps.

by Fawad, Bilal, Ahsan, F August 4, 2004

thwackett

Two strugs tied together

by William of Middenshire October 19, 2003

genital thwarts

Self-defense against a rapist.

Jenny won't have any trouble getting home at night. She teaches a class in Genital Thwarts.

by GreatWhiteMope April 19, 2009

thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

thwart

to sneeze and the fart at the same time.

while in the restroom John needed to thwart his brains out.

by Peter_k May 11, 2007