Binary Thinking

Phrase. Denotes a system of thought that predominantly considers things in an "either, or", "right, wrong", "black, white" way, ignoring any subtleties or consideration of third or more alternatives.

In philosophy, this is know as a "bifurcation fallacy".

People who habitually think in this way are usually fairly unintelligent and unimaginative.

G.W. Bush: "You're either with us, or your with the terrorists".
Me: "Wow, Bush can only seem to understand the world through binary thinking..."

by TPQUK May 16, 2010

Thanking the bus driver

An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.

Thanking the bus driver

Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.

by MilkyRocket July 4, 2018

thinking thot

When a girl realized she tried to break up two special people from being together by being overly friendly but not popular enough to know she was only used for an experiment they do on rats.

Oh look she's trying to get a high school diploma oh that's just thinking thot we salvaged all her math books she won't be learning anything but the sound of the Dimas sale whistle.

by roseneedsaring September 14, 2016

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

dude im thinking

what happens in the head of someone whos tripping balls

enter your thoughts here
dude im thinking

by dudeimthinking August 18, 2020

Thinkgineer

a noun and verb. a person who Is curious. One who notices everything. They dream big and small. They assess and adjust. They tinker a lot. They pause long enough to Identify problems, they clarify along the way, this person helps design solutions, they leverage resources, ideas, and people. This person connects dots for themselves and others. Very importantly-- they tell the story of the learning along the way.

A Thinkgineer can thinkgineer possibilities and solutions.

by XRT21 September 6, 2016

thicking

Thrusting and licking with one's tongue all at the same time

After their date night, Brian did a lot of thicking.

by Puntmuffer November 14, 2019