Theo

The second biggest dork, bested only by his girlfriend.

Theo is not the biggest dork, only the second biggest dork.

by BiggestDork January 21, 2022

Theo

The cutest boy that you will ever meet. Everyone says he's gay, he's straight though. He is also the funniest boy you will ever meet.

Never let him go.

Hey Theo, haha ur gay.
No, Tim, I'm straight.

by Dwight Schrute and Tuna November 02, 2019

Theo

The one and only dick there is .

James : did you hear that Theo kicked a baby ?!?
Maya: no omg did he really !?!?

by Helpimdead November 29, 2019

theo

guy with weird ribs and is really rude.

that theo his ribs are well weird.

by yourmumslover6969 April 23, 2022

Theo

A general asshole who doesn't care about anyone's feelings. He is super immature and always talks about sex and penises but thinks people who masturbate are disgusting. He calls everyone either homophobic or gay.

Guy 1: I was venting about my depression and that guy started calling me a loser

Guy 2: Sounds like a Theo

by DooplerBoopler August 29, 2020

Theo

Theo's are generally French, they tend to be homosexual and Xbox fans, like to discriminate against Indian and black people, says the n-word frequently and is trash at scooting

Example 1
Aryan: Yo wagwan g
Theo: Shut up big brown nigga

Example 2
Theo to James: I can double tailwhip flat
James: Aight bet lemme see
Theo: *falls*

by BobsUrUncles April 05, 2020

Theo

An Irish loser who likes to join in with the bullies. Sucks at playing basketball and believes rumors, because he is a fucking twit.

Look at that idiot Theo, jerking off when he seeks flies swarming around the trashcan.

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves April 06, 2019