Pythagorean Theorem

A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.

Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.

by MathPlus December 31, 2018

pythagoras theorem

A fucking useless maths thing that u will never need to use.

i can't believe we have a test on pythagoras theorem. its not like we will ever use it later on in life

by Christopher Mckay April 11, 2006

The Tyler Theorem

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.

The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.

by iwuehfiwhfi3w May 27, 2023

Spongebob Theorem

For any given circumstance or event, there will always be a Spongebob reference, clip, or still frame that is pertinent to said situation.

An example of the Spongebob Theorem: Someone you are messaging has left you on read, so you send them the still frame of Spongebob's essay that he spent all night writing, that only the word "The"

by 95celica November 2, 2023

bumbass theorem

When you make something that don't make sense.

4+3=8 bc if you break them apart then multiply them together you get 8 this is the bc the bumbass theorem makes you look smar

by DrizzledSyrup March 20, 2023

The Espinozian Theorem

A subject that doesn't have anything to do with anything taught by a teacher, but somehow makes perfect sense.

Spanish Teacher: And this particular word was added to the spanish dictionary because....... (five minutes later) and thats how pancakes were made.

Student One: What just happened?

Student Two: We just learned the Espinozian Theorem

by Frost Wolf Kai January 30, 2010

Remainder Theorem

A girls ass

“Bro she’s got a good remainder theorem”

by Livid_Thicc February 1, 2019