suck my zuck!

A slang manner of saying ‘suck my dick’ while cleverly implying that Mark Zuckerberg is a putz.

I’ve decided that Facebook can suck my zuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

zuck me daddy

Zuck me daddy also spelt ("Zucc Me Daddy" or "Zucc me" Like "Succ me daddy" or "Succ me") is either:
1. A term used by the internet to annoy Mike Zuckerberg

2. A misspelling of "Suck Me Daddy"

3. Like Asking to Be Zuckerberged

Mike Zuckerberg: What is Zuck Me Daddy what does that mean

by SatireSeal May 19, 2017

What the Zuck

A term used when Facebook won't work properly, named after Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook.

Man: Dude I'm locked out of my Facebook

Dude: What the Zuck Man?

by Idkyduc March 23, 2017

zuck on deez nuts

A childish insult for when talking about Mark Zuckerberg.

Mark can go Zuck on Deez Nuts

by Not_MarkZuckerberg June 8, 2022

zuck

1. verb. to have one's shared content removed by Facebook.

Example: Dude, the YouTube video you shared was *zucked* before I got a chance to view it.

by fuckoffimnottellingyoumyname March 13, 2022

What the Zuck

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
phrase
Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).

Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.

"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"

by Crazed-Eighty December 30, 2024

Zuck up

When you succeed but somehow make everything worse for literally everyone else.

Mark Zuckerberg is such a zuck up, says he enables free speech but can't even show pole on main.

by Chattwo February 25, 2025