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The Becera Statue of Liberty 

A sexual position in which a woman with a prosthetic limb is being jack-hammered. The prosthetic limb is removed, the end of it is set on fire, and it is held in the right hand (like the Statue of Liberty's torch). The Becera Statue of Liberty is not completed to satisfaction unless the smoke detector goes off, the fire department is called, or unknowing parents smell smoke and investigate.
Man, I was giving this cancer-survivor with a fake leg the Becera Statue of Liberty, when my upstairs neighbor called the fire department who then broke down the door.

The United States Naval Academy 

With the hottest uniforms, the most beautiful campus, the best looking guys, and located in the greatest city in all the lands, The United States Naval Academy can very easily be called the finest military institution in the world. It produces kick ass sailors and marines and who else has the blue angels??? March ons, fly bys, naptown, army/navy, kick ass... oh yess
lets go downtown and find some middies! ;)

The United States Naval Academy 

The Severn Higher Institute of Technology aka the place where a $268,000 education is shoved up your anus 1 nickel at a time.
Damnit Mom, I don't want to go back to The United States Naval Academy, it's IHTFP every day there.

The United States of America 

A country where around 40% of the world's idiots come from. Around 50% of those idiots come from Florida. The United States' political system is broken, but most Americans don't realize it, they are content with their two party system and are convinced that it's a democracy. It's not, as the electoral vote can be off by millions compared to the popular vote. The United States prefers putting money into the military rather than science, education, or healthcare. The United States largely believes that healthcare is an optional service, not a necessity. The United States also loves shitting on other countries with their large military. A good example of this is how The United States destabilized the middle east by invading Iraq. Americans were too dumb to realize that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and their government was lying to them under the Bush administration. On top of this, America left most of the following refugee crisis to be dealt with by smaller European countries. Many of the Americans that make The United States the way it is are workers who were failed by the country's terrible educational system, and believed it when a business man told them he's the best, that he represents their unspecified beliefs, and that he will stop nonexistent problems at their roots. This led to the 2016 election of a narcissist cheeto molester man over a moderate liberal woman who accidentally used her personal E-Mail for government purposes.
So Bill, what do you think of The United States of America?
Well, Charles, I think that The United States of America is attempting to compensate for the size of it's penis with military strength and ignorance of certain necessities.

The Confederate states of america 

in the South in the land of traitors
Rattlesnakes and alligators
basically a racist group that didnt want there slaves taken away so they

Betrayed the Union and formed there own nation
Retard from the 1860s: i serve the Confederate states of america
Everyone: your a racist retard