cock shiner

One who polishes a penis with saliva to the point it shines
That Ben cant fight but he is a world class cock shiner
by karatehottie March 03, 2014
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Shaft Shiner

One who shines shafts
Your a shaft shiner!
by Drcockenstein November 19, 2008
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knob shiner

a knob shiner is a blow job
i'm getting a knob shiner this weekend from a total hottie
by air-e-anna April 13, 2007
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shoe-shiner

Typically in sports. It is when the ball bounces off another player’s foot. Typically foursquare.
*the ball bounces off his foot*
Him: Shoe-shiner! Redo.
by PickyPanda2442 December 04, 2019
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Rise-and-shiner

Sex first thing in the morning. Similar to a nooner, but earlier in the day.
Man, just after waking up: Hey babe, would you like to have a rise-and-shiner?
Woman: Let's do it!
by Bikeboi December 15, 2018
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monkey shiner

A miscrient person of dubious racial background who is frequently turning his man shaft black pink black pink black pink white.
The monkey shiner is A cronic masterbater..
by manmountains January 28, 2014
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Lesley Cobb Shiner

A typically powerful punch to the face, delivered by someone with little to no authority towards someone with high authority, with clear justification.
The school librarian confiscated my phone! When I asked for it back she said no so I gave her a heavy Lesley Cobb Shiner to put her in her place before stealing my phone back from under the desk.
by FannySchmeller190 April 18, 2019
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