Newt Gringrich

A man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.

Wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions Newt Gringrich as the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. I am 100% serious.

by discoversionofalicesrestaurant May 26, 2012

As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

juicy newt

Wet pussy.
It is also the name of a famous rock band.

After fiddling with her for a while, she had one hell of a juicy newt!

by MaBe May 02, 2007

Newts wife

Newts wife is a fictional character that a lot of girls have a crush on but he does not like people called Amelie.

Newts wife hates Amelie

by Sperm killer March 31, 2021

Ned's Newt

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

by midfag June 26, 2018

Dub Newt

Dub Newt/n(y)o͞ot/
Noun: A small, slender-bodied amphibian (Notophthalmus, Taricha, and other genera, family Salamandridae) with lungs and a well-developed tail, typically spending its adult life with headphone's on, listening to filty Dubstep.

Ohh man, check out that Dub Newt!

by Newthunt.org August 31, 2011

newt hands

A type of hand structure and shape that is similar to the reptile also known as a newt. Giving the hand the its name

Friend: Did you know that Elizabeth has newt hands?
Friend 2: REALLY?! I want to see!
Elizabeth: Guys I’m standing right here

by redjrs2911 February 25, 2020