monkey but

A painful rash around the anus usually caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Related to the dreaded batwing but usualy more severe in nature . Triple antibiotic ointment is the only known cure .

The pain of being triple sat 5 minutes before closing was only surpassed by my raging Monkey But .

by W.P. May 02, 2005

monkey

Used in casino speak, especially by Asians. It means a 10 value card in Baccarat and Blackjack.

I'm up big after the dealer busted out after pulling that monkey on his 16.

by D Vegas July 20, 2004

monkey

Verb. The act of ejaculating on your lover's face, followed by forcefully tugging their pubic hair and throwing the pubes onto the cum, whilst shouting, "Monkey!" (in homage to the 70s/80s Chinese show of the same name).

"Monkey!" as I throw your pubes on your cummy face.

Emma's been mokeyed so much she needs to wear a merkin

by pw_ninja September 04, 2009

monkey

strange person who likes bananas and was captured by a zooo keeper.

that monkey just threw poo at me!

by Monkey and Zookeeper April 14, 2006

monkeyed

Having seen, read, or heard mentioned the word monkey during the course of a day. This more like a life observation passed on to another whom is willing to participate by paying attention.

Damn, I got monkeyed by a tv commercial today.

by greyhat December 18, 2014

Monkeyed

The art of a broker fooling a trader into a poor trading decision through the use of alternative facts or fake news.

Man I really didn't want to sell that but the bookie monkeyed me.

by leccytrader1 May 12, 2017

Monkey

an animal who loves bananas and to do the: " oeoeoeoeoe"

Hey look a monkey thats eating a banana!

by Monke_lover69 March 07, 2022