hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy January 01, 2014
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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
by Brewski Coletski October 15, 2006
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Kill jacker

When you're on the verge of killing someone in a video game then one of your teammates shoots him at the last second and takes the kill.
Person A: This guys about to die, he's mine!
Person B: Hey that was my kill, you kill jacker!
by yousername November 24, 2011
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Status Jacker

One who peruses thrift shops and spends 50 cents (unless it's 50% off Mondays) on an item or items and flips the item(s) for thousands of dollars. Jacking the 'Status' of a wealthy person by means of knowing what shit is really worth.
Boss girl is such a status jacker. She just spent $20.00 on 15 pieces to find that they are potentially worth $20,000.00. She's going to do that every chance she gets, as soon as she comes back from her trip to visit L.C. Tiffany in her newly acquired time machine.
by Statusjacker April 26, 2017
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bull jacker

an individual who collects bull semen for subsequent insemination of cows
Bob was careful to always wear safety gloves, because he knew that his hands needed to be in perfect shape for his first bull jacker gig.
by veebervitzer December 14, 2013
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Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).
-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!
by Halevi May 20, 2016
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rip the jacker

1: The act of double hitting the joint as its being passed around a single puff pass circle.
Hey rip the jacker isn't passing it. We'll have to skip him next time around.
by Gone420 May 06, 2009
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