A hipsters glory hole is :

A hole carved into a tree, for the sake of masturbatory activities.
Oh man, did you hear about the new Hipsters Glory Hole in the oak up on the hill? I heard martha talking about how hard her husband had enjoyed it the other night.
by ThumpGaming July 25, 2023
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A glory hole with a protective cover that swings on a pivot above the hole. The cover hangs from the pivot when the hole is not in use and rests on a small pin next to the hole when open for business. Improved glory hole design based on ideas from comedian Adam Carolla, inventor of the recyclarolla.
He swung open the glory-hole-arolla, squeezed his balls and cock through the hole and unloaded in a strange guys mouth. Then disgusted with shame he swung the glory-hole-arolla closed.
by Hop Off May 26, 2011
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A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When two parties do not want to know who preformed/received the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintain and clean the hole.
"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018
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The act of sticking your ammunition into a Russian weapon
Vlad : How about we hit the Russian glory hole
Steve : The what?
by AnthonyWP March 29, 2021
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Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.
Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.
by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019
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placing your penis through an American flag and have a girl perform oral sex on you
I performed an old glory hole with veronica.
by tlebowski88 December 28, 2011
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A hole found on every street with an alpacas asshole on the other side. Used for a "good time" in albania
by Meatballsub4 April 9, 2017
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