forked

The state of having attempted to spoon with a really skiny, boney guy, so that instead of feeling smooth and comfortable like a spoon, it's all sharp and prikly like a fork.

God, I forked with Doug last night and now there's a bruise in my back.

by Stevie Billy T December 29, 2007

forking

When a sleeping woman moves her legs from the spooning position up across a man's chest or neck, looking more like a fork or pretzel.

I woke up in the most uncomfortable position this morning because she was forking me all night.

by saporiae November 5, 2011

Fork

An object used for masturbation.

Paige used her fork all night!

by gymgurl March 16, 2009

Forking

To stick thousands of plastic forks in someone else's lawn. A common tradition in the B'Nai B'rith Youth Organization. Usually leads to saran wrapping on ricing of the lawn.

Hey bro, you wanna go forking tonight? That bitch deserves it.

by EverySingleAZA June 29, 2011

Fork

A great hairbrush

the fork made your hair so good

by shortestpersonever September 4, 2017

Fork

When you shove a fork down your throat

Stacy: hey bob what are you doing?
Bob:I’m shoving a fork down my throat

Stacy:so your forking yourself

Bob:yes I am
Stacy:I’m gonna fork myself too

by Fork September 18, 2020

forking

the act following spooning eventually leads to the act of knifing. from which there is no return. forkng can be indicated by the formation of a V (by the index and middle fingers) on each hand. place the V's together at the web betwen the fingers.

The other night, klo and loopy werespooning which of course led to forking, and we all know what happens then!

by Emry and Crash January 14, 2009