ffs

A slang used on twitter meaning followers for sale.
"hey babe can i have some ffs pls"
by dunkah December 14, 2016
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ff

This is the only definition of ff that matters for the purposes to this dictionary:

adj.

1. freshly fucked, as in a way of describing a big, ratty, messed-up hair-do that looks as if its wearer just got plowed something fierce in the back seat of a Chrysler LeBaron. Especially popular in the 80s and early 90s, the ff look is making a bit of a comeback today. Technically, one can be a virgin and still sport the ff look.

2. short for 'the ff look', or 'the freshly-fucked look'.
Sandy came out of the hair salon sporting the ff look.
by loveboat December 24, 2008
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FFS

Frantic Fart Shoo

Trying to swiftly re-distribute a passing of gas, to either completely dissipate the tainted air or move it towards someone else to move the blame to them.
Hey Steve i totally FFS'd five minuets ago and blamed Dan lol!
by for bst results cook at 1.21gw December 23, 2015
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ff

Shut up you ff
by ovobatch December 5, 2016
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FFS

1.) An internet slang acronym meaning "for fuck's sake."
2.) An infamous acronym on the GameFAQs.com message boards meaning "Fox for sex." The meaning of the phrase is unknown.
1.) FFS! were gettin pwned!
2.) excuse me, everyone! Fox for sex. That is all.
by Chevy Jackson January 8, 2008
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ffs

howd u like my fresh ffs bitch
by unknowncitizen March 6, 2007
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FFS

Forty Foolish Snakes

Used when there are a hell of a lot of scaled, and stupid, serpentine creatures roaming the general premise of an area you are describing.
"For fuck's sake. There has to be FFS in this house. Look at them running into walls!"
by Forty-Two May 4, 2006
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