When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.
Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?
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by Cassiusisgay October 22, 2018

someone who is being a real big dick and telling people what to do but what they are telling people is wrong
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by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.
"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"
by Mastro-K April 24, 2016
