clink

Unhelpful (through incompetence, malice, or systemic restriction) bureaucratic personnel.

The clink didn't even make eye contact as she diagnosed me!

by LongShelfLife October 11, 2019

Clink

The classy way to celebrate success. All this bro high five stuff is too crude for special occasions. Now’s time for a more civilised age. Clink your champagne flutes folks. Let’s drink on it.

Yo! Congratulations!
*Clink*
It’s a deal!

by David Ch... September 29, 2020

Clink

When you share a link but you can't be bothered to write "click link" and instead you write "clink".

"clink please"

by Dave_planet June 01, 2021

clink

A broken link on a webpage

404 Error: Webpage not found.
The Webpage you have requested has an error in its link therefore it is a clink.

by MaryMud April 04, 2008

Clink

The verb for clicking on a hyperlink.

Clink here to view the report

by Rusty75 June 09, 2017

clink kink

A person who says k way too much, likes to be void, has a kink for clinking, and makes bomb ass edits.

Person 1: omg have you heard of clink kink.
Person 2: Yeah he ships stelena.

by edith June 28, 2017

Clinking and a clankin

When a patient wakes up from surgery, and begins withdrawing from alcohol.

The patient ends up requiring 50mg of ativan to calm the nerves. Louder than a swiss cow in a pasture with a bell on

by dr clanker March 13, 2012