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when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.
dude when kevin did the clapper and his mom saw him i almost shit my pants.
by scott reiter April 20, 2004
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Quinn The Clapper

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Quinn is the type of masculine phenomenon who can pull your girl or any other girl. He has rizzed up the rapper Bia, Tanishq the celebrity, and Tanishq’s grandmother and clapped them with his tremendously large subway foot long defeater of a wiener. However, lookout if you find him, because he is a sly bastard who begs for food and scams the Indians (oh how the table has turned).
I want to be like Quinn The Clapper and plow everyone I see!
by RizzwitJizz November 8, 2022
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The Claps

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If someone has both gonorrhea and syphilis they have The Claps
"yo dont touch that hoe ,she got the claps"
by sam fisk April 19, 2004
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anything which appears to be going fast or repetitvly.
from either the loose hammers inside churchbells, or an old shrove tuesday custom involving begging by clapping stones together
by metaneme August 1, 2007
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The Claps

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A group of very evil guys and not an STD (Sewer Transmitted Disease)
Gar: "Guys you don't mess with The Claps, they are bad news"
by Luval Crooked-Hand February 12, 2021
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The Clappening

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A series of unfortunate events that can vary in severity although typically minor that usually surround one individual, but can also effect a group or large entity.
Person A: Bro’, fuck this game. I just got hit by a banana, two red shells and a blue shell on the last lap.

Person B: Haha, that’s the fucking clappening. Shouldn’t have been talking all that shit.

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Guy A: Ugh, my stocks are down 30%, and I’m going to have to get surgery to remove my kidney stones and I think my wife is boinking the pool boy.

Guy B: Damn, the clappening is real.
by MittenstheG March 28, 2021
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When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
by Clapsham March 5, 2020
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