Bible

A book, containing only sheets of LSD

And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers

by Uncle Randy's Dope Stash February 28, 2018

The Bible

Another mediocre science fiction novel.

The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine

...Among other things.

by Rev_elation April 30, 2008

The Bible

A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.

Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!

by arizonabay January 6, 2010

Bibled

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

bible

according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'

oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....

by poptart September 22, 2005

bible

a code word for a pipe to smoke out of

Do you have your bible? I got the weed!

by jazmine hower October 23, 2007

The Bible

A completely ficticious piece of work.

They should put a textbook disclaimer sticker on the bible.

by Stuju March 15, 2005