Definitions by Stuju

American Eagle

An evil capitalist organization which purchased an amazing Canadian clothing company called Bluenotes (nee Thrifty's), and turned it into a prepy knock off company, that sells jeans that are wrinkled, torn, and look like they've been worn.

If you want worn clothes, go to Value Village.

American Eagle is about to release the ultimate in vintage clothing... Jeans that smell like cat pee...

American Eagle by stuju October 4, 2005

Keuchered 

(n.) - A condition within a game of euchre when your opponent calls trump, and you have a lone hand (often JJAKQ) in the opposite colour.

Opponent: Diamonds

You: Aw F@#$! We just got Keuchered! I had a lone hand in Spades! {you overturn the table in frustration}

Keuchered by Stuju March 24, 2005

The Bible 

A completely ficticious piece of work.

They should put a textbook disclaimer sticker on the bible.

The Bible by Stuju March 15, 2005

social vampire 

A person who sucks the social life out of the people they are around. Generally a needy, clingy person. This person may also assimilate parts of the group, after only one or two encounters.

She's so draining; I'm not going out if I have to hang out with that social vampire.

social vampire by Stuju March 14, 2005