suck my zuck!

A slang manner of saying ‘suck my dick’ while cleverly implying that Mark Zuckerberg is a putz.
I’ve decided that Facebook can suck my zuck!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 04, 2021
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zuck me daddy

Zuck me daddy also spelt ("Zucc Me Daddy" or "Zucc me" Like "Succ me daddy" or "Succ me") is either:
1. A term used by the internet to annoy Mike Zuckerberg

2. A misspelling of "Suck Me Daddy"

3. Like Asking to Be Zuckerberged
Mike Zuckerberg: What is Zuck Me Daddy what does that mean
by SatireSeal May 19, 2017
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What the Zuck

A term used when Facebook won't work properly, named after Mark Zuckerberg, the creator of Facebook.
Man: Dude I'm locked out of my Facebook

Dude: What the Zuck Man?
by Idkyduc March 23, 2017
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the zuck

legend. God of all. daddeee™. facebook
guy 1: Woah look at that guy over there.

guy2: damn he looks like the zuck 🥵
by qwertyadfghjkl;' October 15, 2020
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sucks to zuck

person 1: I just got laid off from meta
person 2: sucks to zuck
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What the Zuck

/ˈhwʌt ðə zʌk/
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Definition: An exclamation of frustration, disbelief, or sarcastic bemusement when Mark Zuckerberg makes a baffling, misguided, or universally despised decision regarding Facebook/Meta or any of its platforms, often resulting in unnecessary complications, invasive features, or unwelcome trends (e.g., overloading the platform with AI integrations, cloning features from competitors, or prioritizing profit over user experience).

Related Terms:
Zuckery (noun): The act of making tone-deaf, platform-destroying decisions.
Zucked Up (adj): Describes a situation or feature that's been thoroughly ruined by bad corporate decisions.
"Did you see that Facebook just turned our profile pages into AI chatbots? What the Zuck is going on over there?"
by Crazed-Eighty December 31, 2024
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