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the shank

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(n).A massive, un coordinated 6'8 white kid with an enormous head.

(v). To get screwed
by Young Pinto May 13, 2005
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The Spanking Lady

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A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.
"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"
by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009
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The Spankster

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A famous Gaian who mostly resides in the Chatterbox.

He is well known throughout Gaia for his arrogance and his thread in the chatterbox (You're Pregnant.).
"The Spankster, yeah, he sure has a way with the ladies. I wish I were him"
by Andy March 26, 2005
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In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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wanky in the sanky

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A Finnish slang term used to masturbating right before bedtime.
Julle is always sure to get a wanky in the sanky in before he goes to sleep.
by AnonymousHyena May 17, 2023
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To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.
I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!
by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016
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Spankin the cheeks

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Making love to a woman doggy style. Can be used to describe a weekend evening when you did nothing in particular.
Dude, I brought her home and was spankin the cheeks.

What did you end up doing this weekend, spanking the cheeks?
by quandomax November 2, 2009
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