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brits on the piss

to get extremely drunk and cause havock where ever you are just like english people on holidays
brits on the piss is when england play football matches
by theultimatecabbager March 3, 2009
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Day of the Pillow

The date identified by Vox Day as to when nursing home staff or family members begin executing Baby Boomers by asphyxiation with pillows to inherit their wealth.
On the Day of the Pillow we are going to be rich.
by Littlest Chickenhawk June 15, 2021
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The Pirate Bay

Made in the year of 2003, The Pirate Bay is the Salvation Army of the internet, as they are a website that allows you to download just about anything, for free.
In April of 2009, the owners of the website were sent to jail for one year, and made pay 3.6 million USD for fines & "damages."
Damages to whom? Well the so-called artists of course! How else would they be able to pay for their private jets?
Guy One: The Pirate Bay is awesome!
Dumbass McAsshole: PIRACY IS BAD! REMEMBER WHAT OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS TOLD US?
by A Filthy Communist November 11, 2009
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Roll out the pink carpet

To offer sex as a form of gratitude or atonement.
As gratitude:

Jeff: "I helped your sister get her car out of a snow bank last night"

Mike: "Thanks dude, that's cool of you"

Jeff: "No need to thank me, she rolled out the pink carpet"

Mike: "What?!"

As atonement:

Jeff: "Fern borrowed my new car and scratched the damn paint!"

Mike: "Did she roll out the pink carpet?"

Jeff: "Damn right she did!"
by UncleJeffy February 3, 2010
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The Pice is Wrong, Bitch

The game show that airs on CBS weekday mornings at 11 AM Eastern/10 AM Pacific. The host is Dickard Rawson, better known as Drew Carey. It replaced The Price is Right, which was hosted by Bob Barker. A contestant guesses the wrong pice on every episode, BITCH!
I can't stand Dickard and his circus antics on The Pice is Wrong, Bitch! I wish they'd bring back the real Price is Right.
by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019
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Taking the Pineapple

Origin: Australian Army.
A phrase used to describe being assigned a rather shitty task and having no other option but to undertake said task. Usually used in conjunction with BOHICA.
"How's it going mate"?
"Fucked. I've been taking the pineapple all day"
by CHA429 January 8, 2009
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Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces
'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'
by Chopper.Mk.52 April 7, 2019
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