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meteor run

A game involving running away from incoming rolling meteor.
Faking the meteor run always results in death.
by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022
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meteor fart

a fart that burns, whistles and leaves a very small terd in your underwear.
I just had a meteor fart and must now change my underwear.
by endoxis December 23, 2014
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meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!
by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017
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Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.
"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.
by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018
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Social meteor

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
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meteoric bulge

A bulge so gigantic even the gods cannot comprehend its power, Typically found in a black mans pants.
Man did you see that Tyrone had a meteoric bulge.
I know it was huge.
by Spencer's best freind December 20, 2016
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Brown Meteor

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.
James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.

Lucas: Swing her around champ.
by DUNC3 March 4, 2025
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