by NorCalGal January 03, 2013
by thegoodex August 07, 2017
Taking a shit on someone's chest and then smacking it hard making a loud noise and lots of "mud" everywhere
by Ogrish is life May 04, 2016
When You Leave a turd in the microwave for a long period of time so that when the person opens up the microwave, the turd explodes, like a landmine.
by BIG C aka the coolest kid evar December 06, 2010
simaler to the grenade a landmine is a solitary ugly chick in a group of hotties, but she is so ugly and fat if anyone slept with her they would have depression, thoughts of suicide, erectile disfunction, diahrea, and like most cases HIV aids.
Whoopie Goldberg is a landmine
by GreNchz187 October 17, 2010
Something posted of facebook the poster knows his/her friends will enjoy seeing that is not published, in the hopes that they will haphazzardly stumble across it.
The info section of Ricky's Facebook profile is just loaded with facebook landmines. I laughed my ass of reading it.
by the f--boi January 01, 2010
N. Phrase that means a person (male) will explode on contact. Meaning the person would premature ejaculate with a girl, if said person was a virgin, or girl was smoking hott.
Jordan: Man I don't know I am ready man, for all I know I can be "like a landmine".
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
Luke: What does that mean?
Jordan: I can explode when I try to have sex for the first time with a girl.
by facelessone86 February 02, 2010